“What the press is expected to say of us” -Punchinello, April 2 1870 (volume 1, issue 1)

THERE is no trash in this paper.—Literary Standard. PUNCHINELLO is a perfect beauty, and good as beautiful.—Moralist. ——a most suitable companion for our walks and meditations.—Casuist. PUNCHINELLO pays beautifully.—Cash Account. ——just the thing for our mothers-in-law.—Domestic Hearth. ——its wisdom and learning are equally remarkable.—College Club. PUNCHINELLO deserves to be styled A Brick.—Midnight Mule. —the most irreproachable thing going : and every man who does not buy a copy for himself, every week, and another for his wife, with one for each of his children, is a brute.—Plain Speaker. —— bully.—Western Grazier. —— knows beans.—Horticulturist. —— up to snuff.—Market Reporter. —— cock of the walk.—Prairie Chicken. —— perfectly lovely.—Ladies' Voice. —— read it, try to parse it, and then set it to music and sing it. — Yankee Teacher. —— the thing we dreamed of, longed for, sighed for, and paid for.—Public at Large.

THERE is no trash in this paper.—Literary Standard. PUNCHINELLO is a perfect beauty, and good as beautiful.—Moralist. ——a most suitable companion for our walks and meditations.—Casuist. PUNCHINELLO pays beautifully.—Cash Account. ——just the thing for our mothers-in-law.—Domestic Hearth. ——its wisdom and learning are equally remarkable.—College Club. PUNCHINELLO deserves to be styled A Brick.—Midnight Mule. —the most irreproachable thing going : and every man who does not buy a copy for himself, every week, and another for his wife, with one for each of his children, is a brute.—Plain Speaker. —— bully.—Western Grazier.
—— knows beans.—Horticulturist. —— up to snuff.—Market Reporter. —— cock of the walk.—Prairie Chicken. —— perfectly lovely.—Ladies’ Voice. —— read it, try to parse it, and then set it to music and sing it. — Yankee Teacher. —— the thing we dreamed of, longed for, sighed for, and paid for.—Public at Large.

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